O.K. - here's one to start:
Two prostitutes under the shower - the one says: "Uuugh, what the hell
is this ?! There are lots of pimples on your ass !!" - the other replies:
"No, not at all ! These are my rates in braille ."

What is an one-armed man looking for
in a mall ? - Of course he's looking for a second-hand-shop
!!!
